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renaroo123:

spoken-not-written:

I WAS TAKING A SELFIE AND WAS GONNA MAKE A TEXT POST SAYING HI I’M PETER PAN BUT MY GRANDMA SAW ME AND I’VE NEVER BEEN SO TERRIFIED AND THIS HAPPENED

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Jake that’s a pot…

You’re a pot.

(via condom)

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nervoushiccup:

I feel like I, and many other tumblr users, are pretty much experiment 625 from Lilo and Stitch

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he literally has all of the same powers as stitch

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He had potential to do something great. He saw what Stitch and all the other experiments were doing, but he was just like

hey

you know what sounds good

a sandwich

(via retiredjesus)

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bussykiller:

getting home and being able to take off your pants more like

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(via ruinedchildhood)

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h0odrich:

no no, it’s fine, ill text myself back

(via thew0rstkind)

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fetusvic:

support group for people who have had concerts by their favorite band near them but couldnt go 

(via jennstarkid)

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baiolicious:

i’m such an asshole but i’m also a very kind-hearted person who likes making ppl happy and if i love u i will love u with all my heart and all my soul but then i’m also such an asshole

(via paradise-kings)

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cokeflow:

You sing along to Panic At The Disco or you hop out of my car and walk

(via paradise-kings)

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coacalin:

This vodka looks like a fucking galaxy bye.

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